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Yes, my friends, I have become a parent. Now I declare that I have added to my Polymathic abilities. I am an expert on one little girl. Yay! I can understand her beginner speech better than anyone saving only my fellow polymath, her father. I know when she first rolled over, slept through the night, walked, and her first word. I know which books she likes and which are her favorite toys. Though I can say all this, am I an expert on parenting...oh heck no!
Don't expect any parenting advice to turn up on this blog.
Showing posts with label Mom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mom. Show all posts
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Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Mom's Trip to the ER
Mom had muscle pains in the muscles attached to the top of her rib cage and collar bones. They were sharp piercing pains which were worse when she breathed in and out. They could be controlled by pain killers and moving slower. She’d been moving boxes from one storage stall to the other for the past two days and she’s more than a little stressed. They persisted for a few days so she was worried. Finally, she called the 800 Nurse on the back of her insurance card and asked what to do.
She heard: ‘chest pains’ out of that whole description, but she said it didn’t sound like a heart attack. However if someone has chest pains you send them to the hospital period, end of story. If you don’t and it is a heart attack, then you get sued big time. “Just in case,” she told Mom.
So we went down to the emergency room in Auburn.
In triage they heard ‘chest pains’ and also ‘good insurance’ but still we waited for 1.5 hours to get in to see a doctor. There was a long line, you see, and lots of ambulances coming and going which you couldn’t see from where we were.
The doctor said, “It doesn’t sound like anything more than pulled muscles, all the evidence suggests I should just give you pain medications and send you home, but this is the emergency room and here we must handle ‘chest pains’ by thoroughly checking that it is not your heart. So I will give you a blood test, an electrocardiogram, and a CT Scan before I release you.”
So we read our books for an hour then they came by and took her for one of the above. He came back and said “All clear on that one. Here have some morphine for the pain.”
So we read our books for an hour then they came by and took her for another one of the above. He came back and said “All clear on that one.”
So we read our books for an hour then they came by and took her for the last one of the above. He came back and said “All clear on that one. You can go home.”
It was now 2:15 am in the morning. We’d arrived at 6:45pm.
The next day Mom went to her primary care doctor who said, “Yep, muscle pain and stress. FYI that machine of yours you are walking around in has been running for over 60 years—go easy on it. No lifting. That’s what young people are for.”
Memo to Dr. Turner from this machine I’m walking around in: “Thanks a lot! Ouch!”
So let’s look back on this experience…they say:
Single payer will mean long lines
She heard: ‘chest pains’ out of that whole description, but she said it didn’t sound like a heart attack. However if someone has chest pains you send them to the hospital period, end of story. If you don’t and it is a heart attack, then you get sued big time. “Just in case,” she told Mom.
So we went down to the emergency room in Auburn.
In triage they heard ‘chest pains’ and also ‘good insurance’ but still we waited for 1.5 hours to get in to see a doctor. There was a long line, you see, and lots of ambulances coming and going which you couldn’t see from where we were.
The doctor said, “It doesn’t sound like anything more than pulled muscles, all the evidence suggests I should just give you pain medications and send you home, but this is the emergency room and here we must handle ‘chest pains’ by thoroughly checking that it is not your heart. So I will give you a blood test, an electrocardiogram, and a CT Scan before I release you.”
So we read our books for an hour then they came by and took her for one of the above. He came back and said “All clear on that one. Here have some morphine for the pain.”
So we read our books for an hour then they came by and took her for another one of the above. He came back and said “All clear on that one.”
So we read our books for an hour then they came by and took her for the last one of the above. He came back and said “All clear on that one. You can go home.”
It was now 2:15 am in the morning. We’d arrived at 6:45pm.
The next day Mom went to her primary care doctor who said, “Yep, muscle pain and stress. FYI that machine of yours you are walking around in has been running for over 60 years—go easy on it. No lifting. That’s what young people are for.”
Memo to Dr. Turner from this machine I’m walking around in: “Thanks a lot! Ouch!”
So let’s look back on this experience…they say:
Single payer will mean long lines
- long lines now, check
- Triage—scanned insurance card
- Second Triage—signed some papers
- While lying in room—paid $75 co-pay for emergency room visits
- Tons of just-in-case policy-says tests—there until 2:30am
- Need I say more?
- Someone with chest pains waits for 1.5 hours to be seen, I think we’re doing a fine job of messing it up already.
Friday, May 22, 2009
Mom's Estate Sale
So my folks are shaking the dust off their heels, starting with house, furniture and a huge collection of antiques. So if you've a mind to, stop by this weekend and have a look at their Estate Sale:
5703 South 320th
Auburn, WA, 98001
I've seen books, electronics, really old dolls, jewelry, and a metric ton of Christmas Decorations on the block. It's starting on Friday and goes to Sunday--9am to 5pm
Update: Friday went really well for them. They sold a lot. If you're considering it, better come on Saturday!
5703 South 320th
Auburn, WA, 98001
I've seen books, electronics, really old dolls, jewelry, and a metric ton of Christmas Decorations on the block. It's starting on Friday and goes to Sunday--9am to 5pm
Update: Friday went really well for them. They sold a lot. If you're considering it, better come on Saturday!
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